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| If we really all lived in a yellow submarine, then where is all the water and fish and seaweed! | Sorry no COD's. | |
| Why do we shave - the hair just comes back but with friends and they look uglier and are mad besides! | I would like to share something we prove everyday, The Stupidity Theory: This theory states that people are plain and simply stupid. They make wrong choices and should be shot.(corollaries soon to come) | |
| Isn't paranoia great? Just think, there could be someone behind you at this instant. Duck!! Do be careful. I just saved you from haviing a cattle-prod shoved up your ass. Wait, ducking wouldn't help would it, oops. | The answer to any question is YOUR BUTT!! | |
| If I were king I'd rearrange the alphabet so U and I were together. - Cory Feldman | Wait!! Don't eat that hamburger...hamburger's are known to give women large breasts...oh no, I'm too late!!! - Val Kilmer | |
| I have found that common sense is not quite so common. - Voltaire | I have only prayed to god but once, Oh god please make my enemies ridiculous. And he granted it. - Voltaire | |
| We have only to believe. And the more threatening and irreducible reality appears, the more firmly and desperatly must we believe. Then, little by little, we shall see the universal horror unbend, and smile upon us, and then take us in its more than open arms. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin | So what do you want? You want to be rich and famous and happy? But your terrified you have nothing to offer this world, nothing to say and no way to say it. But you can say it in three languages. You are more than the sum of what you consume, desire is not an occupation. You are ultimatly thrilled and desperate, skyhigh and fucked. Lets stop praying for someone to save us, and start saving ourselves. Lets stop this and start over. Lets go out...lets get going... - KMFDM | |
| Quit whining, you haven't done anything wrong, because frankly you haven't done much of anything. -KMFDM | We have sucked the fruit of disease and found that it tastes sweet like meat gone bad. Sleep warmly under columns of light, sleep with the fishies tonight. - Machines of Loving Grace | |
| We owe so much money were not broke, were broken. We're so poor we can't even pay attention. - KMFDM | Let's admit america gets the celebrities we deserve. Stop saying don't quote me, because no one quotes you. You probably haven't said a thing worth saying. - KMFDM | |
| It is easy to keep a secret between three people if two of those people are dead. | Religeon is the opia of the masses. -Karl Marx |